Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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