Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Found the puke drawer
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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