Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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