let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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