She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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