To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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