i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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