Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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