so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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