you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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