I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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