i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's blow job season.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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