Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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