Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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