yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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