I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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