i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
This is my gift to your gina
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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