Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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