Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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