Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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