During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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