O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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