Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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