We're like a lot better than the average bears
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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