Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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