Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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