now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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I think people are normalizing furries
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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