i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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