I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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