Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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