Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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