I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I party with great urgency now.
its liver damage thursday
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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