let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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