i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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