Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My ass is underappreciated
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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