do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
