the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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