Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Still dying that you shit outside
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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