he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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