Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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