Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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