You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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