Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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