Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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