Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He has the fingertips of a God
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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