I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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