we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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