You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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