I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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