question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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