everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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