Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
This is the high leading the old right now
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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