Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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