Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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