Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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