I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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