He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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